Lesbian Navy Officer's Wild Airport Adventure: A Hilarious Sobriety Tale
America is all Woohoo, the troops. I'm chilling and, like these cool old dudes, show up Vietnam vets and they buy me a drink then more.
Ever wondered how a layover could turn into an unforgettable escapade? In this episode of 'I'm Quitting Alcohol', comedian David Boyle recounts a wild tale from a lesbian navy officer who finds herself in quite the predicament. Fresh off a tsunami relief mission in Thailand, she's on her way to El Paso for military training. But during a layover in Salt Lake City, things take an unexpected turn.
She ends up drinking with Vietnam vets at an airport bar, gets kicked off her flight, and spends eight hours in a smoking lounge under the watchful eye of airport security. The story doesn't end there—when she finally makes it to El Paso, she's in deep trouble. Boyle's hilarious and vivid retelling will have you laughing out loud as he covers everything from navy drinking culture to the quirks of Mormon state's drinking laws.
This episode is a rollercoaster of mishaps and laughter, offering a light-hearted yet genuine glimpse into the chaos that often accompanies alcohol-fueled adventures. Whether you're on your own sobriety journey or just need a good laugh, this episode is sure to entertain.