David Boyle's Hilarious Rant on Movember and Sobriety
If you grow a moustache during Movember, you're a cunt. Not a good cunt, not a mad cunt, just a fucking cunt.
David Boyle is back with another uproarious episode of 'I'm Quitting Alcohol', and this time he's got a bone to pick with Movember. Fresh off the heels of Sober October, Boyle doesn't hold back his relief at its end. But just when you think he's done, he launches into a side-splitting tirade against Movember mustaches, calling out anyone who participates in the month-long event with some colorful language that only Boyle can pull off.
If you thought that was wild, wait until he shares an anonymous story about a woman who woke up covered in feces after a night of heavy drinking. The shocking twist? Her partner had a bizarre fetish involving suppositories. It's gross, it's funny, and it's classic Boyle. But amidst the laughs, Boyle doesn't shy away from the serious side of sobriety.
He underscores the dangers of excessive drinking and drug use, the societal pressures around alcohol, and the importance of having a supportive community. Boyle's raw honesty and humor make this episode both entertaining and thought-provoking. Whether you're on your own sobriety journey or just need a good laugh, this episode is not to be missed.