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  • 5 Years 282 days - Team Formation

5 Years 282 days - Team Formation

Tuesday 18th February 2025

Join comedian David Boyle as he hilariously recounts the chaotic team formation for his son's U9 soccer team in 'I'm Quitting Alcohol'.
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David Boyle's Hilarious Take on U9 Soccer Team Drama

Episode Overview

  • David Boyle shares the chaos of U9 soccer team formation.
  • Parents try to keep a losing team together with the same inept coach.
  • Boyle reads out absurd comments from the parent group chat.
  • The episode highlights the humour in overzealous parenting.
  • A reminder that sometimes, it's best to stay out of the team chat.
If I didn't have this podcast, I think I'd be shooting people. I'd be going on rampages of some sort
Get ready for a hilarious ride with comedian David Boyle as he shares the latest chaos from his son's U9 soccer team in this episode of 'I'm Quitting Alcohol'. Boyle hilariously recounts the madness of team formation, where parents, kids, and an utterly clueless coach create a comedy of errors. The team from last year, which finished last in the worst division, is trying to stick together despite their dismal performance.
Boyle's biting commentary on the parents' desperate attempts to keep the same coach - who has never played sports and is hilariously inept - is pure gold. The episode features Boyle reading out the U9 soccer parents' thread, filled with absurd suggestions and clueless comments. From a coach who took his wife's last name to parents who overvalue their kids' abilities, Boyle spares no one in his brutal yet funny takedown.
If you’ve ever been involved in youth sports, you’ll find this episode both relatable and laugh-out-loud funny. Tune in for a dose of humour and a reminder that sometimes, it's best to stay out of the team chat.